My name is Archer but everyone calls me Avery. I'm a perpetual college student working to be an architect politician lawyer. At least thats this months life plan. When I'm not studying I love to enjoy the outdoors, reading, movies, and hanging out with friends and being lazy. I live and am from Colorado and think it is the best place in the world to live. If you think you know a better place please let me know. If you want to know anything else just ask or cyberstalk me.

Do you have a reservation?

So it’s Saturday night and it’s gorgeous out so I was in the mood for something sweet. Since its still pretty early I run down the street to crave a dessert bar and the new snobby attendant asked if I had a reservation. Not like I’m trying to act uppity but I was coming to crave before they were trendy and it’s only 9 fucking 30 just be happy I’m here. But it’s ok cause my lavender creme brûlée. On second thought fuck it imma go to the cheese cake factory and let the dulce del leche make it all right