My name is Archer but everyone calls me Avery. I'm a perpetual college student working to be an architect politician lawyer. At least thats this months life plan. When I'm not studying I love to enjoy the outdoors, reading, movies, and hanging out with friends and being lazy. I live and am from Colorado and think it is the best place in the world to live. If you think you know a better place please let me know. If you want to know anything else just ask or cyberstalk me.

They always call depression the blues, but I would have been happy to awaken to a periwinkle outlook. Depression to me is urine yellow. Washed out, exhausted miles of weak piss.

—Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn

katewalsh:

Gotta try these f’awesome chocolate covered pretzels. Food. Coma. 

True these are amazing but the white confection and milk chocolate candied apples are better than a Xanax addiction. Only downside is the Xanax won’t make you have to go to the gymPS: don’t pop pills smoke grass it’s legal in 2 states. (Sucks for you other 48)

katewalsh:

Gotta try these f’awesome chocolate covered pretzels. Food. Coma. 

True these are amazing but the white confection and milk chocolate candied apples are better than a Xanax addiction. Only downside is the Xanax won’t make you have to go to the gym

PS: don’t pop pills smoke grass it’s legal in 2 states. (Sucks for you other 48)

Do this it’s hilarious

Do this it’s hilarious

Awww man

I just got the worst news of my young life. The BF’s parents are taking us out to dinner and I totally forgot to come up with a reason to bail. Don’t think I’m mean they freaking HATE me. Yet why am I willing to go (well since I forgot to come up with an excuse not to go) because I loves my bf and I know he’d do anything for me. Although my parents rock and love him so it’s always a party when they take us out. At least his parents understand that just because your son lives with me and I have a few open guest-room doesn’t mean you can stay while you visit. Honestly the best thing about them is I don’t even have to worry about offering cause if they come they come with hotel reservations and a rental car (especially if every time you get in my car you complain about how sad it is that someone half his age drives a car that cost more than his house, I’m not trying to be mean but you live in Michigan, that’s not fucking hard. If he lived on the upper east side then we’d have a problem.) here’s to them only having a few days left.

Impossible

How is it possible that a cut tee cost 25 bucks and the same tee without the sleeves cost 20 bucks. They totally got it mixed up the cut tee should be less cause your getting less. This is what we really should be studying in econ. Gotta live capitalism

White word of the day

Mudroom- reason I haven’t beat my dogs ass for running through every rain puddle we passed on our walk. Ok so it’s a white word with a black definition.

True Friends

True friends are the people you come across an old FB message from 6 years ago (I really suck at social media but I’m kinda ok at tumblr)and finally send your reply and they respond in 5 secs and pick up the chat like its only been ten min. This is for all the true friends that I just really suck at getting back to you (it may have literally been 6 years since you sent but I always reply, eventually.) I still love you